Ten Thousand Monkey Genocide

by **Haremm** » Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:27 am

Monkey 3518 died after a botched heart surgery.

by **Reuturn** » Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:57 pm

Monkey 3517 found Rosa's Gardevoir fan art pics in a binder. Dropping the binder, 3517 was shocked by this and fell of the balcony where Rosa did her work.

by **Outer Acharet** » Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:01 pm

Monkey 3516 didn't want to live in the same world as lewd Pokemon artists anymore.

by **Papriotho** » Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:09 pm

Monkey 3515 was working at McDonald's, cleaning shit off the playplace slide. Before it could finish, it slipped and flew headfirst into the safety railing on the other side of the room. It subsequently contracted sepsis, was taken ill, and died the next week.

by **Reuturn** » Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:20 pm

Monkey 3514 took 3515's shift. He is assigned to remove the safety railing. Before you know it, the whole playplace crumbled under him.

by **Federal Remnants** » Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:32 pm

Monkey 3513 got sent to Big MT in Fallout NV, where he was promptly lobotomized by a bunch of floating brain vats with screens attached to them.

by **Southern Tzhelarhaai** » Sat Aug 29, 2020 12:04 am

Monkey 3512 was used in a scientific experiment by a group of mad zoologists and ideologues who wanted him to "evolve to Hooman." He died after being force-fed every single food item in Big Smoke's order.

by **The Romanian Confederacy** » Sat Aug 29, 2020 12:18 am

Monkey 3511 thought he was fine when he criticized Saddam Hussein because he was a government official

He found out he was dead wrong when Saddam sentenced him to be tortured to fucking death

by **Free Stalliongrad** » Sat Aug 29, 2020 2:52 am

Monkey 3510 had an unpleasant encounter...

by **Libertalonia** » Sat Aug 29, 2020 5:44 am

monkey 3509 was a heavy smoker and died. his corpse filled a room with smoke

by **Haremm** » Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:47 pm

Monkey 3508 died of lung cancer due to second-hand smoking.

by **Reuturn** » Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:41 am

Monkey 3507 found some bananas and a giant stone tablet fell on him.

by **Li Kra** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:58 pm

Monkey 3506 slept in quicksand.

12 March 2022

Monkey 3505 rejected the way of le monke.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 7:00 pm

Monkey 3504 was a shipyard worker in the 1940s who developed mesothelioma as a result of asbestos poisoning. All the KnightLine Legal teams in the world and all the compensation he was eligible for weren't enough to save him.

by **Haremm** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 7:20 pm

Monkey 3503 starved to death during the Great Depression

by **Destyntine** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:14 pm

Monkey 3502 was flushed out of an airlock into space.

by **Southern Tzhelarhaai** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:48 pm

Monkey 3501 dived into a pool filled with hungry sharks.

by **Greatdux** » Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:46 am

Monkey 3500 turned into a forever exploding nuclear abyss.

by **Gondwana island** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:08 am

Monkey 3499 tried to take a lion cub while its parents were near by...

by **Outer Acharet** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:10 am

Monkey 3498 was shot for cowardice by sergeants in the British army in WWI for thinking it would be a bad idea to charge a machine gun nest head-on.

by **Theberstan** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:20 am

Monkey 3497 tried to swim in lava.

by **Upper Finnmark** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:22 am

Monkey 3496 breathed too much air

by **Outer Acharet** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:27 am

Monkey 3495 refused to intake the harmful chemical dihydrous oxide. He died of dehydration.

by **Theberstan** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:28 am

Monkey 3495 held onto a grenade too long and kills monkey 3494, 3493, and 3492 as well.

Ten Thousand Monkey Genocide

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