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Haremm
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Posts: 133
Founded: Jul 16, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Haremm » Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:27 am

Monkey 3518 died after a botched heart surgery.



Haremm does not necessarily reflect my personal views and opinions.

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Reuturn
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Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Reuturn » Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:57 pm

Monkey 3517 found Rosa's Gardevoir fan art pics in a binder. Dropping the binder, 3517 was shocked by this and fell of the balcony where Rosa did her work.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Outer Acharet
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Posts: 417
Founded: Jul 29, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Outer Acharet » Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:01 pm

Monkey 3516 didn't want to live in the same world as lewd Pokemon artists anymore.
⠀✭⠀THE STATE OF ACHARET⠀✭⠀
The puppet that just won't stay dead has crawled its way out of the grave once more.
oh shit oh fuck why is there a black huey full of angry canadians trying to kill me-

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News? What news? News is for people who don't have a bloated military-industrial complex strangling their apparatus of state. Wait, that sounds like a bad thing, doesn't it?

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Papriotho
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Posts: 22
Founded: Aug 27, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Papriotho » Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:09 pm

Monkey 3515 was working at McDonald's, cleaning shit off the playplace slide. Before it could finish, it slipped and flew headfirst into the safety railing on the other side of the room. It subsequently contracted sepsis, was taken ill, and died the next week.
I’m back to this site again. This nation represents my political beliefs.

For: Capitalism, morality, republicanism, American exceptionalism, Trump, law & order, Christianity, constitutionalism

Against: Communism, moral relativism, social justice, anarchy, apathy, hedonism, cultural marxism, authoritarianism

Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets

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Reuturn
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Founded: Apr 20, 2020
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Postby Reuturn » Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:20 pm

Monkey 3514 took 3515's shift. He is assigned to remove the safety railing. Before you know it, the whole playplace crumbled under him.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Federal Remnants
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Posts: 31
Founded: Jul 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Federal Remnants » Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:32 pm

Monkey 3513 got sent to Big MT in Fallout NV, where he was promptly lobotomized by a bunch of floating brain vats with screens attached to them.
☆ THE FEDERAL REMNANTS OF THE UNITED STATES ☆
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i <3 camus
An esoteric fascist, totalitarian dictatorship centered around the worship of the Founding Fathers and the return of a mythical homeland that never existed.
The current year is 2198 AD and Florida is also underwater.
oops, what NS stats | Making INGSOC look liberal for over 100 years | Days gone without human rights violations: 0

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
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Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Sat Aug 29, 2020 12:04 am

Monkey 3512 was used in a scientific experiment by a group of mad zoologists and ideologues who wanted him to "evolve to Hooman." He died after being force-fed every single food item in Big Smoke's order.
Last edited by Southern Tzhelarhaai on Sat Aug 29, 2020 12:05 am, edited 1 time in total.
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| Main Website | Current Year: 2121 | Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT |
Quick Links from the Main Site: | Overview | Leader | Sapient Species | Two Worlds | Solar System |
A puppet/alt of Piste-Land.
Like most folks here, doesn't (really) use NS stats.
You do know what a red link means, don't you? Patience is a virtue.

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The Romanian Confederacy
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Founded: Aug 04, 2020
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Postby The Romanian Confederacy » Sat Aug 29, 2020 12:18 am

Monkey 3511 thought he was fine when he criticized Saddam Hussein because he was a government official


He found out he was dead wrong when Saddam sentenced him to be tortured to fucking death
Don't talk to Moderators.
Don't associate with Moderators.
Don't trust Moderators.
Moderators Lie.

Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets
Hyperpartisanship will be the downfall of civilized democratic society, it's already in progress as we speak, yet the people are too blinded by their hate to realize it.
As you can see, I am also a braindead piece of shit who can't do anything important and can't write lore at all whi abandons nations and leaves them to die out of pure fucking laziness, so please don't say that any post I make us remotely good at all.
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Free Stalliongrad
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Posts: 342
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Free Stalliongrad » Sat Aug 29, 2020 2:52 am

Monkey 3510 had an unpleasant encounter...
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Libertalonia
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Posts: 144
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
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Postby Libertalonia » Sat Aug 29, 2020 5:44 am

monkey 3509 was a heavy smoker and died. his corpse filled a room with smoke
Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Haremm
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Posts: 133
Founded: Jul 16, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Haremm » Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:47 pm

Monkey 3508 died of lung cancer due to second-hand smoking.



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Reuturn
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Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
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Postby Reuturn » Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:41 am

Monkey 3507 found some bananas and a giant stone tablet fell on him.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Li Kra
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Posts: 4
Founded: Aug 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Li Kra » Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:58 pm

Monkey 3506 slept in quicksand.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:59 pm

Monkey 3505 rejected the way of le monke.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
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Kiu Ghesik
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Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Aug 31, 2020 7:00 pm

Monkey 3504 was a shipyard worker in the 1940s who developed mesothelioma as a result of asbestos poisoning. All the KnightLine Legal teams in the world and all the compensation he was eligible for weren't enough to save him.
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 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

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✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Haremm
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Founded: Jul 16, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Haremm » Mon Aug 31, 2020 7:20 pm

Monkey 3503 starved to death during the Great Depression



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Destyntine
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Founded: Jul 22, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Destyntine » Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:14 pm

Monkey 3502 was flushed out of an airlock into space.
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Spaceship go Vroooom!

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Yeah, I'm sassy! Get over it!

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
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Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:48 pm

Monkey 3501 dived into a pool filled with hungry sharks.
Last edited by Southern Tzhelarhaai on Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
| The Commonwealth of Southern Thelarai |
| A federation of various different sapient races on an Earth-like planet between Earth and Mars. | "With a human colonist now serving as the ELECTED leader of a diverse bunch of squabbling aliens, nothing could possibly go wrong!" |
| Main Website | Current Year: 2121 | Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT |
Quick Links from the Main Site: | Overview | Leader | Sapient Species | Two Worlds | Solar System |
A puppet/alt of Piste-Land.
Like most folks here, doesn't (really) use NS stats.
You do know what a red link means, don't you? Patience is a virtue.

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Greatdux
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Posts: 244
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Greatdux » Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:46 am

Monkey 3500 turned into a forever exploding nuclear abyss.
TL;DR: Russia but it only owns the European part of it
minus St. Petersburg
and it’s Uralic.

Some NS-Stats rolled over with militarized Dacia Duster, others spared


Welcome to Greatdux, have a nice day (in Greatdux)

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Gondwana island
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Posts: 30
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gondwana island » Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:08 am

Monkey 3499 tried to take a lion cub while its parents were near by...
welcome to Gondwana island!
A land of Dinosaurs With GUNS

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Outer Acharet
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Posts: 417
Founded: Jul 29, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Outer Acharet » Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:10 am

Monkey 3498 was shot for cowardice by sergeants in the British army in WWI for thinking it would be a bad idea to charge a machine gun nest head-on.
⠀✭⠀THE STATE OF ACHARET⠀✭⠀
The puppet that just won't stay dead has crawled its way out of the grave once more.
oh shit oh fuck why is there a black huey full of angry canadians trying to kill me-

Some Other... Things: Kiu GhesikMiranda-22CBG-Palisade
Overview - Soon | Leadership - Soon

News? What news? News is for people who don't have a bloated military-industrial complex strangling their apparatus of state. Wait, that sounds like a bad thing, doesn't it?

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Theberstan
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Posts: 245
Founded: Jul 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Theberstan » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:20 am

Monkey 3497 tried to swim in lava.

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Upper Finnmark
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Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 17, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Upper Finnmark » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:22 am

Monkey 3496 breathed too much air

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Outer Acharet
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Founded: Jul 29, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Outer Acharet » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:27 am

Monkey 3495 refused to intake the harmful chemical dihydrous oxide. He died of dehydration.
Last edited by Outer Acharet on Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:27 am, edited 1 time in total.
⠀✭⠀THE STATE OF ACHARET⠀✭⠀
The puppet that just won't stay dead has crawled its way out of the grave once more.
oh shit oh fuck why is there a black huey full of angry canadians trying to kill me-

Some Other... Things: Kiu GhesikMiranda-22CBG-Palisade
Overview - Soon | Leadership - Soon

News? What news? News is for people who don't have a bloated military-industrial complex strangling their apparatus of state. Wait, that sounds like a bad thing, doesn't it?

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Theberstan
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Founded: Jul 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Theberstan » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:28 am

Monkey 3495 held onto a grenade too long and kills monkey 3494, 3493, and 3492 as well.

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